Verb. To get gratification through self-interruption. To pleasure oneself by purposefully causing one's own interference. To gain satisfaction, happiness, elation, or joy by interrupting one's own peace, quiet, rest, or harmony.
Other forms include: disturbator, disturbation, disturbates, disturbating.
Other forms include: disturbator, disturbation, disturbates, disturbating.
As usual, just when everything in his life is in order and he has seemingly achieved a high level of peace and harmony, Tom becomes bored and miserable and begins to disturbate.
Bill will disturbate if he thinks that his life has become too settled, quiet, or free of stress.
Jack will disturbate until there is an adequate amount of chaos in his life.
After playing a flawless first half, the Jaguars fumbled the second half kickoff and continued to disturbate until the game was tied. Satisfied, they then won the game in overtime.
What to others looks like a perfect existence actually causes Sam to disturbate.
After receiving a huge bonus for his amazing sales production, Mac chose drinking too many cocktails at lunch everyday as his way to disturbate.
Smooth sailing always prompts Tony to disturbate.
Bill will disturbate if he thinks that his life has become too settled, quiet, or free of stress.
Jack will disturbate until there is an adequate amount of chaos in his life.
After playing a flawless first half, the Jaguars fumbled the second half kickoff and continued to disturbate until the game was tied. Satisfied, they then won the game in overtime.
What to others looks like a perfect existence actually causes Sam to disturbate.
After receiving a huge bonus for his amazing sales production, Mac chose drinking too many cocktails at lunch everyday as his way to disturbate.
Smooth sailing always prompts Tony to disturbate.
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Get the Shit Disturber mug.Yesterday I hit the jackpot with the cat distrubution system! There was 4 cats who were all sitting on my lap outside of a cafe.
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If you haven't heard much of Disturbed, here's a few of their best songs (IMO) by album.
The Sickness:
Down with the Sickness
Voices
Violent Fetish
Believe:
Remember
Rise
Prayer
Ten Thousand Fists:
Deify
Overburdened
Stricken
Sons of Plunder
If you haven't heard much of Disturbed, here's a few of their best songs (IMO) by album.
The Sickness:
Down with the Sickness
Voices
Violent Fetish
Believe:
Remember
Rise
Prayer
Ten Thousand Fists:
Deify
Overburdened
Stricken
Sons of Plunder
"Man, I went to a Disturbed concert last night. I got beer spilled all over me, but it was fuckin' incredible! They sound the same live as they do in the studio!"
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I'm a Disturbed fan. However, that doesn't mean I'm saying they're the best band in the world, or that other bands suck compared to them. I like them, that's it. If some people don't like them, that's fine, too. They won't "meet Satan 'cause they're goin' to hell 'cause they don't like Disturbed". Honestly, wasn't that remark a bit dumb? =/
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