Distextict

When someone makes mistakes whiel texting. This condition affects some people more then others. Mother's are usually affected the most.

Q - man tried to text Blain that he was feeling dislexict but he accidentally spelled distextict.

by Distextict December 13, 2014

displective

In the summer of 2012 a little girl named "Willow" had a thought. Displective was her thought. It means when you have a deep thought or it can mean when you're on a horse.

Guy 1: "Wow, I just had such a displective moment."
Guy 2: "Where is your horse?"

by fazenumber53&garahgts March 25, 2022

Tactically Distressed

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).

"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."

by Justin M. Mc February 3, 2010

Mansel-in-Distress

A guy who needs rescuing.

"My boyfriend was sick this weekend and stayed in bed. He's such a Mansel-in-Distress sometimes, but it's sweet."

distress damsel mansel

by ladywildrose December 4, 2013

Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

dittler

A baby chicken. Colloquialism is indigenous to rural Appalachia.

That mother hen will flog you if you get near her dittlers.

by ChickenGod December 15, 2004

Dishler

A pile of douche with hair so red that it would make a leprechaun cringe. These creatures are seldom seen and very majestic. If you encounter one of these beings, be wary, as they may wish to smoke weed with you. Oh wait, nevermind. That part'd be awesome.

My buddy Dishler is a Dishler.

by evanrosencrantzisgay May 5, 2010