When a girl uses a wet wash cloth to clean the jizz from her vagina then gives the wash cloth to her partner to clean his face.
Greta, having had it with Michael's short cummings, threw Michael her used dirty wash cloth to wipe her pussy juice from his face. Thus Michael now has dirty dishes.
by GB/MB February 5, 2008
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Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."
Equivalent to "beat your meat," "choking the chicken," and, "slapboxing your little homie."
Mom: "Little Jimmy, time for dinner."
Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."
Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"
Little Jimmy whilst aggressively pounding his schmeat: "One second mom, I'm busy washing the dishes."
Mom: "Oh, okay..wait, how are you washing the dishes in your room?"
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A cliche in bad movies such as A Kid in King Arthur's Court in which a female character in the first act of the movie is strong and totally independent and can kick ass but in the last part of the movie becomes weak and helpless and needs a man to save her.
Phrase comes from the Nostalgia Critic review of A Kid in King Arthur's Court.
Phrase comes from the Nostalgia Critic review of A Kid in King Arthur's Court.
Hmmm... that princess who knew martial arts and swordfighting and could defeat a man twice her size now can't break out of the arm lock of a man her size. She must have the dumbass in distress disorder.
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Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.
Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.
Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!
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