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Dirty Bird

In the context of air hockey, specifically a well-worn game of air hockey that may be found in a local tavern, a "dirty bird" happens when your opposing team scores three goals in quick succession in a row. The use of the term "dirty bird" would be especially appropriate when the team happens to score three goals through a small-but-exploitable gap in the left side of the goalie net. The term "dirty bird" is said gruffly, never sweetly.

In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."

You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
Example 1

Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!

Person 2: I did. That's called skill.

Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.

Example 2

Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.

Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
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Dirty Bird

When a male and female have anal intercourse and fecal matter is on the male's penis or comes out of her anus during intercourse
Bro, I was with Jenna the other night, and she dirty birded all over my dick.
by Da Nematode July 23, 2018
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Dirty Bird

The act of taking a can of worms (primarily ones bought at a fishing store) and seeds then consuming them until they are completely crushed inside of one's mouth. Then, with the crushed worms, you regurgitate the food into another person's mouth. Then
"My wife wanted to try having a threesome, so instead I gave her a Dirty Bird"
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dirty bird

When you put your finger in your own or someone else's butt hole and flip someone off
by hirschy March 21, 2015
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Dirty Bird

A reference to Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law being an all around toothless dirtbag
Dewine is like Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law, both are Dirty Birds
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Dirty Bird Fodder

What is left of a football team after being decimated by the Atlanta Falcons.
The Green Bay Packers were a good football team until they played the Atlanta Falcons in the 2016 NFC championship game, now they are just dirty bird fodder.
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Charleston Dirty Bird

The act of sticking one's middle finger up another's asshole
Cameron got a Charleston Dirty Bird and now he can't sit for a week
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