Dinglebarista

A coffee Brewer with an itchy butthole

"Jesus Christ, did that barista just pick his asshole while making my coffee?"

"I guess he's a Dinglebarista"

"I wish dad was still alive"

by Peven glugh January 30, 2022

swinging dingleberries

Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.

My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.

by Suck it miller January 29, 2014

Dingleberry

A dingleberry is when you take a dump and som of the shit sticks to your ass hair! Often wiggles around.

"My Grandpa keeps galning about dingleberrys, what's that?" "That's disguisting"

by RorySowersby April 2, 2017

dingleberries

A peice of shit that hangs fromyour ass hairs

Oh i cant get that dingelberry from my ass

by ej April 21, 2003

dingleberry

A small piece of shit stuck to your ass. NOUN.

I removed my dingleberry and through it at my cat. My cat then started to cover the dingleberry with sand.

by Cullen G December 16, 2007

dingleberries

A collection of toilet paper and/or feces twirled around one's hair lining their chocolate starfish.

"I nearly cried when I tore out my dinggleberries."

by Busta Crevice May 13, 2005

Dingleberrie

deposits of fecal matter, tiolet paper and hair that clings to the inner crevass of the buttocks

i seem to have many dingleberrie's stuck in my butt-crack

by david richmond August 16, 2003