Dicktor

Loser in bed who's treating girls really bad.

You're such a dicktor.

by YourMumYo May 16, 2011

Portion Distortion

The act of making a meal much larger than it should be; hence, you get fat on three meals a day.

Guy 1: Holy shit, how large is that lasagna you're eating? That's enough for at least two people!

Guy 2: So what?

Guy 1: It's portion distortion!

by P R Me June 28, 2010

dikfore whore

one of the blond who models for Busted Tees and never wears bra.

example for the dikfore whore?
just go to that particular shirt and click on the "see women's sizes" link.
yeah im sure she's not showing off the T-shirt.

by Busted Tees Chief Manager July 24, 2008

dictor

a person who enjoys being sexually assulted

Christopher and Nicholis and Thomas truly were dictors. but we like them better that way.

by bekathilijathe March 6, 2005

Money Distortion Field

The effects of an amount of money so large that it warps and distorts legal, political, and social systems that get near it. This is analogous to a black hole's gravity well that can force light which normally travels in straight lines to travel in a path that looks curved.

"That Madoff guy generated such a large money distortion field with his Ponzi scheme that he'll never go to jail!"

by Dr. Dave da Brewmeister February 2, 2009

Doktor Oozy

Best nigga in the Greater Toronto Area. He gets bare shordys and has the best fuck game in the GTA, Durham Region, York Region, and Mississauga, actually just Canada in general. He is also the most loyal man in Africa. Follow his IG @fvckoozy

OMG!!! Is that Doktor Oozy?? He's so dadddyyyyy !!!!

by torontoisawesome April 22, 2017

distortionist

A word used to describe that someone is broken inside or mistreated.

I met a distortionist person.

by Randomassguy9001 September 17, 2017