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chomp dick off

Person 1: hey there

Person 2: heyy *chomp dick off*
by Gaedicks69baeby May 22, 2019
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Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.
Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.
by FelineRando June 24, 2024
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Fucked my dick off

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis
"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"
by Rogaaas September 18, 2015
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Dick: off

Dick in 'off' position. Very uninterested. Turned off.
She told me her boyfriend was bad in bed, I replied "Dick: off."
by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020
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Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.
I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.
by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017
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Dick poppin off

by andi elefsen January 21, 2023
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Dicked off

When someone screws you over a serious amount
Don’t dick me off now. I’ve no time for it!
I’m getting dicked off!
by Richbitch420 May 2, 2022
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