More commonly known as the penis, the dick is often used to dish out pleasure to others, whether males, females, or mixgender. It may also be used to slap someone.

1. I produced sperm out of my dick, which felt good.

2. It felt good when the sperm from my dick was placed inside Sally.

3. I dislike Sally; I dick-slapped her.

dick by Squinty December 30, 2005

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Your own personal squirt gun. (If your a male or a really fucked up lady)

I squirted John in the eye with my dick, and he screamed and jumped off a roof.

dick by =P =D =) July 15, 2008

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1. Another word for a penis. The male genital.

2. A jerk or an asshole. Somebody who's purposely treating you like crap or putting you down for no reason or being selfish.

"What the hell did I ever do to you you dick."

dick by naryn December 28, 2005

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a guy who is a cocky jerk, and thinks that all women love him, but in reality they think he is annoying.

Nathan: "Ohhh I am so good at ping pong, and no one can beat me because I'm the best and I can get any girl I want because everyone else sucks."

Melissa: "Nathan shut up, you're a dick and no one likes you and you're ugly!"

dick by Mel326 June 17, 2008

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