Definitions by Mel326

douche 

A guy that tells a girl whatever she wants to hear.

James: "I think all men and women are equal"

Kelly: "Awww, you do!?!"

Melanie: "Jared shut up and stop being a douche!"

douche by Mel326 June 17, 2008

dick 

a guy who is a cocky jerk, and thinks that all women love him, but in reality they think he is annoying.

Nathan: "Ohhh I am so good at ping pong, and no one can beat me because I'm the best and I can get any girl I want because everyone else sucks."

Melissa: "Nathan shut up, you're a dick and no one likes you and you're ugly!"

dick by Mel326 June 17, 2008