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Diablo 2

It’s a brain washing, time consuming evil vile game that should go back to the tenth layer of hell where it originated. Just don't play the game period. It will ruin your life physically, mentally and emotionally.
Dedicated to my very good friend jojo (stop playig that damn game)
My good friend jojo is the perfect example of what and why you shouldn't play diablo.
I have not to say more except that it will cause you to sit at your computer all day from 12:00 in the afternoon till 5:00am.So again don't play the fliping game.
by nohe September 14, 2005
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vagina dialogue

Essentially the interaction betwixt two vaginas. Also known as scissoring.
Carol is a real rug-muncher, she participates in vagina dialogues at least twice a night.
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Narcton Diablo X

A veeeeeeeery really high quality level from the game "Geometry Dash" made by knali2001. Formerly on a list of hardest levels considered impossible, it was removed due to its quality.
Nathan: yo, you ever heard of Narcton Diablo X?

Jonathan: narcton diablo x

Nathan: narcton diablo x

Jonathan: yes
by dayuntayust September 14, 2021
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El Diablo

Pewdiepie's favorite gun.
"EL DIABLO!!!"
~Pewdiepie
by Pepé Le Pew September 4, 2013
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Diablo 2

Hack and Slash game made by Blizzard. Highly addictive.

Player assumes the role of any one of seven different combat classes: Amazon, Assassin, Necromancer, Barbarian, Paladin, Sorceress or Druid. You distribute stat points and skill points as you level up and complete quests. Eventually when you make it to Hell difficulty the fun begins and you have to play smarter.

The online aspect allows players to move faster through the game.("rushing", "cow levels", "baal runs") So having to do the same quests over and over with new characters is usually not a problem online. Also you can play with real life friends, which is very fun, that is until a rare armor drops and then hell breaks loose.

Dueling others is usually kinda lame as there is always some young punk griefer who's played for years and has godly equipment that his level 15 uses to kill your level 50 in the blink of an eye. Also hardly anyone knows how to enjoy dueling or listens to specific rules(like no potions).

(I recommend at least giving the game a try. It should be very cheap in any local store, or you can order it online.
Javazon_ZapUrAzz defeated NovaNecro_BoneUrAzz easily, but couldn't even touch TeleBarb_AxeUrAzz. Then Hammerdin_ZealUrAzz showed up and owned all three of them.
by TrapperSin_ShockUrAzz September 16, 2005
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diablo ii

An online game played over Battle.net which is not an MMO. Created and owned by Blizzard Entertainment, with a new patch 1.10 out.
1 4r3 t3h 1337 h4x0rz
Stfu you stupid shit
1 pwn y0u
Thats it im getting my Zon
by Deaths-Warden November 13, 2003
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diablo 2

A MMORPG type game made by Blizzard intended to frustate players into addiction. The game provides a friendly online environment where people curse, annoy, scam and beg each other all for the sake of items. The goal of the game is to level characters and equip them with skillful items, which help kill monsters faster for more items which in turn provides more characters with abilities acquire better items. Gameplay usually results in prolong periods without food, sleep or trips to the bathroom. Can be attributed to social, behavioral and academial problems. Players who quit out of boredom usually suffer relapse after rest.
hardcore diablo 2 player: OMG!!1 i just found a perfect gf!@#
non diablo 2 player: huh? really she hooked up with you??
hardcore diablo 2 player: huh? wtf?
non diablo 2 player: that hot chic from the gym?
hardcore diablo 2 player: uh.. nvm
non diablo 2 player: ??

(gf is an acrynom for grandfather, a rare sword in the game)
by I-I0I30 December 28, 2005
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