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Deistler

A Jim Carrey look alike, that has no game, and could possibly be homo. But still manages to get girls. A real douche fuck.
Guy 1: Haha, that guy is a fag.

Guy 2: Nahh man, hes a Deistler..

Guy 1: Awhh fuckk, i hate him already.
by Jake0500 July 11, 2010
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Defistilator

Similar to a defibrillator but with a twist.If you have a descending colon then you will need a defistilator. There are two electrically charged fists which a pressed up against someone's rectum to sort out your colon or internal organs near the anus.
Defistilator active

:Clear:

Fisting 200...

:nothing:
Fisting 200...
Well done team we've successfully managed to realign his colon.
by Greg jump hi May 17, 2013
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Devistate

Damage that is unable to fix
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devistruction

The combination of total devistation and destruction
Let's to smash this house up and cause absolute devistruction
by The almighty Gandy November 30, 2017
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Dexism

To discriminate against an individual due to their preferred handedness.
"Simon said I was a left-handed wanker and wouldn't throw me the ball. It was a blatant act of dexism!"

Left-handed guitars are limited and often more expensive. The guitar world continues to perpetuate dexism like that fuckface Simon

Fuck you Simon! Dexism kills!
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Dexeist

Individual, male or female, who worships the one and only true divine being that is Dex.
I used to be an Atheist, but now that I saw him, I'm definitely a Dexeist
by Altervayne April 20, 2020
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Deistocracy

Deistocracy is a form of government where the government should be based on technodeism, scientific deism and deistology. Where the main focus of the society is the search for gods, spiritual beings and other extraphysical life forms. Deistocracy is considered as a characteristic of modern deist theocracy, even both are connected, the main difference between both is that deistocracy is completely based on the search for extraphysical life forms, while deist theocracy is only based on deist itself and the search for extraphysical life is a consequence of deism. Deistocracy also advocates other ideas, as spiritualicism, divinialism and extraphysicis since they are developed in a way to help the search for extraphysical life and even reach extraphysical life forms and worlds in case they are found. In case they be found, deistocracy advocates a rapidly development of a prispiritocracy in order to make it easier the contact with extraphysical life forms and even interact with them even more.
"Deistocracy is basically a government with officialized technodeism, scientific deism and deistology, where the main focus of the society is the search for extraphysical life forms and interact with them."
by Full Monteirism March 7, 2021
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