Desperado's Wager

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.

1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.

2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.

by billcosby7 September 27, 2010

Despair

1. The complete loss or absence of hope

2.An utter loss of hope; a feeling of uselessness, often brought about through contact with a greeter at Wal- Mart.

'Greeter: Hey, welcome to Wal-Mart

You: ugh (Despair)...

by thesarcasmguy April 14, 2016

DESPykesfying

DESPykesfying also known as Alessio or Zest Maximus SC2 is the worst player in League of Legends. He's known to throw every game and int 24/7.

DESPykesfying has redefined the word terrible. DESPykesfying is a synonym for being below-average bad in League of Legends.

His greatest desire is not to be bad at everything he does.

Stop being stupid like DESPykesfying and get good.

by ev0lve November 10, 2022

Desperacity Climax

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.

Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012

Derpy troll

A stupid, yet hilarious trick on someone

Bob derpy trolled me , it made everyone lol

by The magic monkey July 9, 2015

Despawned

To disappear from known existence.

“Where the fuck did alysha go?”
“Idk must’ve despawned”

by KarMa2230 July 4, 2018

Derpy

Awkward or embarrassing, especially pertaining to a person.

"Man, that guy is so awkward!"
"Yeah, he's really derpy."

by SiriusLG January 20, 2010