Designated Thinker

One who refrains from drinking, smoking, and etc. in order to act as the brains of the situation.

Some may consider this person as "the lame one", when he/she (the designated thinker) really just want to be responsible and lookout for the well-being of others.

1. Drunk friend: "I am soooooo gonna go home with that sexy guy over at the bar."

Desginated Thinker: For goodness sake, he could be a serial killer and you're thinking about going home with him? Sit your ass down, you're not going anywhere.

2. Random drunk guy: Why isn't that guy over there drinking and having fun?

Random drunk woman: He's just being the designated thinker, making sure no one gets their ass into trouble.

by song_bird2103 February 2, 2009

designated developer

When a team of software developers have a night out on a weekday, there is one designated not to get drunk so that he/she can work successfully the next morning.

Stuart: Why isn't Steve drinking tonight?
Josh: He's the designated developer

by shukii April 7, 2011

designated driver

probably the one friend that’s afraid to do shit but we love them anyways and we also need them so we don’t die and so they can give us that little act sober pep talk before sending us in to face our parents

anyone: hey so we’re going to the party tonight who’s the designated driver?
that one friend: i got you all

by pussy69destroyer420 January 6, 2020

Designated Imbiber

An individual who is assigned the task of drinking for other people because they are driving, pregnant, or have to get up early the next morning.

Guy 1: Wanna play some beer pong?
Guy 2: I wish, but I have to be at work at 8AM tomorrow.
Guy 1: It's fine, I'll be the designated imbiber.

by thebetterfriend2 June 19, 2013

designated driver

At the end of the night, this is the person who is least drunk and still willing to drive.

Tom-who's the designated driver?
Sam-Bob you drive'n?.. (gives him a push and he falls over)
Sam-haha (takes Bob's keys and throws them to tom)
Tom- (catches the keys=good to drive) Alright.

by Matt Steph May 30, 2007

Designated Rebound Fuck

It's pretty self explanatory. The person you plan to fuck if you break up with your SO. Can be abbreviated as DRF.

"Hey, you're hot, do you want to be my DRF?"

*DRF = designated rebound fuck

by blippityblah December 20, 2008

Designated Loser

In wrestling, an unknown or recently rebranded wrestler who is just coming up. Usually loses the match in a very short period of time. Also usually on the under card, usually comes out with either no music or really crappy music.

Hey do you want to grab a beer, the next match is the designated loser match. See look he has no nickname and he uses his name and has no gimick.

by Pauldvs1 June 2, 2008