deoption

To discontinue something that is not desirable.

"That's a mess. You need to deoption that."
"I am deoptioning her because she causes me distress."

by Dan Hollenbach May 4, 2008

Decoration Dad

A dad who thinks he is special because he is around, but doesnt do shit or really serve a purpose, he is just there. Decoration dad.

Decoration dad— hang there thinkin they look good not doing shit.

by BabyGirlThe1AndOnly September 29, 2015

divortionists

Religious people who go against their religious teachings and mores to get divorced and abort their parenting mission to get away from problem children and problem marriages.

Noun, verb

The state of Utah has the highest rate of homeless gay youth due to divortionistsaborting their parenting duties.

by Freedom1234573 January 23, 2017

Depiption

1)The removal of the entirety of one's plumbing system from their home.

2) An engagement of intercourse in which the male proceeds to clean and/or empty out the females genitals via his respective genitals.

1) Do you see all the intricate tubing laid down? The Depiption of your house would cost a fortune!
2) Dude, I gave that girl the Depiption of her life yesterday.

by Richy_rich888 April 22, 2017

velvet devotion

A drink that a fruity man orders at the coffee stand

You know how sweet I like it, I need that velvet devotion

by Ferralbudgoblin June 16, 2023

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.

John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

by meckox November 20, 2016

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by gucci hamster vs mushroom June 21, 2021