Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018

Defensive Dick

The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.

"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."

by Dino Marcockass May 9, 2018

defensive cinnamon back

a person who caps alot and loves xxxtentacion and who looks like a cinnamon roll

this boy smurky is a defensive cinnamon back

by gvrdxn December 11, 2019

DefensiveLB

WackyyWillock’s best mate. His girlfriend rides WackyyWillock’s cock. In his spare time he is a male prostitute, shagging everyone from Theresa May to school dinner ladies. Top man.

DefensiveLB? More like OffensiveLB.

by EI Dongo May 27, 2020

Defensive

Calling somebody that doesn't have a superiority complex someone with a superiority complex, or parroting back everything somebody just said to defend oneself. Someone that goes from saying they're better at everything than somebody else (especially sports, music, or things people get spotlighted for) or they always beat somebody at/win at something (especially sports, music, or things people often get recognized/spotlighted for), and do it as if they'd never lost at it once in their life.

The dork girl was always defensive to the point she didn't even know she was (or do it on purpose, consciously or subconsciously), and it was bad enough that she thought that anybody that was slightly socially aware or self-controlled was either egotistical or had a superiority complex, since saying some bullshit like that would keep her in her own little winner's bubble where she didn't have to acknowledge that it wasn't just everyone else that wasn't perfect, and that way she never had to actually straighten out, she could just look and sound grown up on the surface and most people would believe it and never question her.

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021

Defensive End

A position in American football. It is on defense. Their body size is 6'2" or above, and 260 lbs or above. They bridge the gap between defensive tackles and linebackers. They are responsible for controlling the outside of the offensive line, deflecting passes, forcing/recovering fumbles, getting sacks or T.F.L., and sometimes, in rare cases, getting picks. Have to be strong, quick, and agile. Great position overall, just don't expect too much glory, unless you are a superstar. other names; D.E. , D- end, defensive lineman, etc. So simple, but even the simple job is not easy. Respect the D ends, and all d- linemen, they are just about the toughest men on the field.

Guy one: Dude, for fantasy football my defensive ends are Myles Garrett and Nick Bosa.
Guy two: Nice bro, I got Trey Hendrickson and Chase Young.
Guy one: They are all great players and will have a great season this year!
Guy two: Duh!!1

by KaosK.J.Tuck July 5, 2022

defensive

The gaslighter's bread and butter. The word you will most likely hear from them if you do anything other than acknowledge and accept their bullshit in some lame attempt to guilt trip you into doing it.

Gaslighter: *throws bullshit at victim*
Victim: *angrily reprimands gaslighter for it*
Gaslighter: "See, you're being defensive, stop it"

by Someone32143214 July 7, 2022