When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.
"Today I got an Offensive Dick"
by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018
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I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it
Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive
by whodoyouthinkstoopid April 29, 2011
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