stay at home defence

A player who shows consistent lack of skill/talent/ability. You place these players as far away as possible from scoring opportunities. They show some ability in that they can skate and hit. Coaches will often tell them it's because they are needed back to protect the net.
Oh, I don't score because I'm stay at home defence
by stayathomedefence March 24, 2017
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The Defence Rests

A sex position coined by the university of Alberta campus newspaper, the gateway; having intercourse with your partner while he/she is unconscious either from alcohol, exhaustion or rufilin.
"Man I can't believe you took home that law student last night. She was so wasted and didn't seem to like you."

"She didn't, she had an argument not to come home with me, lets just say, at that state, The Defence Rests."
by uofa goer February 09, 2012
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Ketanji defence

When you avoid answering a simple question by saying you’re not some sort of expert

Made famous by Ketanji Brown Jackson
“Senator: So what is a woman?
KBJ: I don’t know, I’m not a biologist.”

“Friend: is it raining?
Me: I don’t know I’m not a meteorologist
Friend: are you really using the ketanji defence so you don’t have to get up?”
by Dr dampness March 26, 2022
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