Defcon Shit System

Defcon 5: No Threat. You probably just took a huge shit.
Defcon 4: There's potential. Either enough time has passed since your last shit, or your last shit you don't feel emptied you out, or you feel slightly unwell and could need to take a shit earlier than usual.
Defcon 3: Very slight pressure. If you really, really needed to, you could probably for some turds out. If you do, it will probably be vey unfulfilling.

Defcon 2: The normal needing to shit. Ideal conditions under which to shit.
Defcon 1: Shit imminent. Basically, you better have your pants dropping as you hit the bathroom door or you're going to have a problem on your hands.

Dude, I'm currently at Defcon shit system level 3. We should probably pull over so I can shit soon.

by Tony's Pickle Jar February 28, 2023

Deconquitive

Used to describe the sound of a voice or sound that is thick and rich. Many narrator's voices are Deconquitive. When heard in a voice, one might imagine that the inside of the mouth is covered in wet velvet, causing the thick and spitty characteristic.

"That narrator's voice was SO Deconquitive! It gave me goosebumps."

"The shoe sounds when they are walking quickly away from the killer in the parking garage were SO Deconquitive."

"That make-out scene was real Deconquitive. Ugh, gross!"

by Ronklyn July 29, 2009

deconstructing

Reevaluating your faith and what you were taught to believe. It is very often abandoning fundamentalism. For some it is moving to a different form of the same faith, often a more logical,empathetic,progressive one, for others it is losing faith entirely. It is quite often people seeing the cruelty in the evangelical church and choosing to follow the love that Christ commanded instead of their evangelical churches.

James: you’re a Baptist right? You believe in the discrimination&anti-science that they’ve taught in their churches?
John: No I grew up in the baptist church but am deconstructing.

by Deconstructingevangelicslism October 24, 2022

herreman-deacon

traditionally known as a person who has a small tuft at the back of their head. most commonly used within south london.

a girl with slick back hair and a small gathering angled out at the back, thats what i call a herreman-deacon

by s4k4v3l1 April 17, 2007

demon deacons

1. the mascot for Wake Forest

2. bomb squads, double d's, bangarangs, cannon crushers, mountains, ruff riders, jugs, tits, and things straight men like to suck on

i just saw this girl walking by who absolutely had some demon deacons popping out of her shirt. If she walks by me again i will mush her deacons with my dick

by liverrat July 19, 2009

Deacon

As in Joey an '80s disabled celebrity, who despite being severly physically disabled was just as intelligent as you and me... or NOT thought the millions of children watching Blue Peter in the UK a the time!

An insult to the intelligence of a fellow school pupil in the '80s: "Deeeeacon"

by Jack the spack October 7, 2003

deaconist

A person who practises the art of Deaconism

A person who contorts their Chinskin, using their tongue. Noise often accompanied, ranging from high engine type sounds to low toned, gorilla/vomiting sounds.

Look! there goes a Deaconist.
Those Deaconists take their Deaconism very seriously.

by James Deacon January 3, 2007