Final Destination Moment

When you have a random premonition about your death and it causes you to make a drastic change in your actions.

Howie: "Whoa, check out that trailer hitched to that little Toyota pickup..it swerving everywhere!"
Jenn: "Can we speed up and get around it??"
Howie: "Why?"
Jenn: "I'm having a Final Destination Moment."

by soggynachosdirtyunderwear August 20, 2009

declinationator

A person or group of people (declinationators) assigned to being bosses at preventing declinations.

Partner Care Associates are our organizations declinationators.

by BigSchmidt June 16, 2018

deckation

noun - the act of sitting on one's deck, grilling, chilling, drinking socially, and enjoying sunshine and warmth.

1. When Sunday arrives I always plan for deckation.
2. Today's deckation features tropical island cocktails and food prepared with tropical weather in mind.

by hvygee March 7, 2010

Destination Dysfunction

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.

by Amelia I. January 6, 2017

destination breakup

The opposite of a destination wedding; when two people in a relationship go on a trip as a couple and unexpectedly return home unattached.

Person 1: "Heather's in Florida with Joe, but I saw she changed her relationship status to 'single.'"
Person 2: "Yeah, it turned out to be a destination breakup."

by PHL_Lexicographer October 1, 2018

Destination Fucked

A Sheila on top of a roof drinking beer, who then proceeds to strike herself on the forehead multiple times with her beer can. She then attempts to ride a skateboard of said roof, trying to mimic a Tony Hawks, likely due to her inebriated state. Dows below you will likely find a fat kid, giving her the finger as she lays there, now presumably unconscious. Below the woman, but behind the fat kid, will also be some fire for no apparent reason, and also a pig, whom closely resembles the aforementioned kid.

"There's a Sheila, drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk, she fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid, pulling the finger. To the right, you'll notice fire, and there's a fat big, okie dokie".

Ozzy Man Reviews, 29/11/2018. Ozzy Man Reviews: Destination FDestination Fucked Compilation (Volume 7)

by Fearless Kitty November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked

When shit just gets way out of hand fucked

A woman drinking beer on a roof, then pretends to be Tony Hawk, and ends up just laying there, while a kid pulls the finger. There’s fire and oh look a fat pig. The new definition of Destination Fucked

by Luckyboybrowne May 29, 2019