Death 

Your one, true, and only friend after life.

Death, I never thought that this day would come

Death by Hartman April 15, 2004

Death 

The only thing I have left to look forward to

I cant wait for death its the only cure for life

Death by The only cure for life February 28, 2017

Death 

The sweet relief. The savior, and every emo's dream.

Oh yes the sweet relief of death

Death by Emo turkey fish thing June 6, 2017

Death 

Best cure for life.

Dude death is the best cure ever!

Death by Katlion October 24, 2017

death 

The thing that happens to you when your laptop dies in the middle of an essay.

And just as his laptop shut down, Jack felt like death had just come to her.
(wow that was a bad sentence)

death by darfenshmartz May 9, 2018

Death 

The best thing that could possibly happen. The end to an endless void of a Jake Paulers.

My death was happy.

Death by ILikeMenNoHomo June 2, 2018

Death 

It is what we all live for. WE LIVE TO DIE.

Existential crisis yet?

Oh boy I cant wait for death!

Death by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018