1) To do or say something ridiculously stupid.
2) To sleep on a pillow that has actual shit inside it as a substitute for feathers and catch pinkeye as a result.
3) To complete sexual favours for your stepdad.
4) To be so fat that you have to have extra wide doors fitted in your house.
A small town right outside of the most corrupt capital (Springfield) in the US. Dawson is filled with nothing but old skanks and young hillbillys. There are two bars in the town the one closes at 8 P.M. The other one is now some sort of fancy bar restaurant and they hate to call it a bar but it has volleyball beer and sports. So it's not a bar just a "restaurant". During harvest time this town is booming with farmer joes all over the place busting their ass to get little to no money for some corn and beans. The mayor is a comedian thus why Dawson is such a joke. If you really want a thrill come to Dawson during the winter time when the roads are covered in ice! The town decides to throw down gravel and sand in hope to get rid of the ice. Overall Dawson is a really small town. If you pass it you wouldn't even notice it.
Who's ready to party in the bigTown of Dawson tonight?