Daughter sniffer

Welcome to the new Daughter sniffer! The new Daughter sniffer in the White House of 2022 were created by commu- I mean scientists! Bring your daughter toward the sniffer and it will sniff your daughter! It will even sniff your daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter! Get the new Daughter sniffer today only for uhhhhhhh I forgot. Get it on sale.....Now!

Leftist 1: Do you like your Joe Biden Daughter sniffer?

Leftist 2: Yeah, I pranked my friend's daughter by having it sniff her hair hehe.

by Skyrim550 March 18, 2022

The Daughter Shot

In filmmaking the act of going in tighter in the same set-up, for a closer view of the same object/subject. That is going from the mother shot to the daughter shot. The same shot, only tighter.

DP "Let's go in for the daughter shot"

Green 2nd A.C. "What's that?"

DP "Same shot, tighter lens, dumb ass."

by PuzzyTz August 16, 2011

Eldest daughter syndrome

When the eldest daughter in a family with multiple children, presumably with kids younger than her- though not always- is placed into a parental role. Oftentimes, she is treated as a motherly figure from a very young age, while her siblings- if she has an older or twin /brother/, specifically, for example- are not given the same expectations. This can cause significant stress and a feeling of needing to help everyone and/or personal responsibility for any given thing, which can seriously damage the eldest daughter's mental state.

She got a phone when she was 10, but it was so that her brother could call her if he needed something. I keep asking her to hang out, but she's always got chores to do-I don't think her brother does any, though. Serious eldest daughter syndrome, man. Hope she gets some therapy.

by adismhsmh June 1, 2023

national let your daughter straighten her hair day

mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘

it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!

by bdnsiegebenen September 16, 2023

Job's Daughters

World's second best youth group only to DeMolay. Everyone who is not a Jobie should be jealous. Is a group for girls but the best of the best guys can join as a male representative.

Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.

Tom: Damn! That girl is hott!
Brad: Hey baby, (corny pick up line).
Lauren: Sorry but I'm in Job's Daughters and I date DeMolay boys.
Tom & Brad: Let's join DeMolay!

Mark: That girl is famous.
Beth: I know, it's cuz she was in Job's Daughters.

by Nathan (best bethel beau ever) August 1, 2008

Ur daughter a slaughter

The single phrase that ends all of humanity, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister,ur son a nun, are minuscule to this

1:Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Well, ur granny tranny
2:no u
1: Ur grandpap trap
2:Ur sister a mister
1: shut up
2:Ur brother a mother
1:Ur son a nun
2:Don’t make me
1:U won’t, no balls
2: Ur daughter a slaughter
1: *Instantly vanishes then burns in hell and a black hole appears destroying the universe*

by Crystoops April 11, 2018

Job's Daughters

According to Urban Legend, the Job's Daughters are an organization of princesses who died for their fathers' sakes. Job's Daughters know exactly what they're doing, and they do not want to be messed with.

Da Jobbies are awesome, y'all!!!!

The Job's Daughters are an organization of coal miners' daughters who are princesses and Honored Queens.

by Zillah Lewis September 28, 2008