drop a darkie

take a shit,give birth to an abbo, hang a dump

Student: Hey Miss can i go and drop a darkie?
Miss: Pardon?
Student: You know, i gotta give birth to an abbo!
Miss: YOU WHAT!!!
Student: MISS CAN U JUST LET ME GO TAKE A SHIT!!!!

by i-drink-coffee!!! June 28, 2007

darky malarky

1. When a bunch of homies are totally talking shit usually knowing nothing about the subject

2. A conversation among homies in which every word used is ghetto ebonics so it's impossible for a literate person to understand it.

1. Homey 1 - Man dey need to erase all Babe Ruth's cause he never had to face Satchell Page.
Homey 2 - Damn straight...he'd have less tha half dat many home runs if he played Satch.
Educated person 1 - What are those dumb asses talking about
Educated person 2 - Don't worry, it's just darky malarky
Educated person 1 - That's what I figured

2. Homey 1 - That muthafucka was bojangin my chicken little in da fat ride wit da banging hoes and jockin my gat
Homey 2- I hears ya my brutha
Literate Person 1 - Are you gentleman serious or is this conversation a bunch of darky malarky
Homies together - WTF?

by BleeJay April 3, 2008

sharpie darkie

putting the core (ink) of a sharpie in your roommates shower head, thus turning him a darker shade.

A sharpie darkie dies someone a darker color than they normaly are. A great way to punk someone who passes out early in there own house.

by washburn September 9, 2008

choking a darkie

Taking a crap. Pooping. Shitting.

Oh man, after that meal I really need to choke a darkie.

by Aladdin Sane May 13, 2005

Darky Malarkey

When a sheltered Caucasian man tries to act “hood”

“You ain’t be able to live on these streets cuh, this ain’t no darky malarkey” -A White Man from Maryland

by FenTheGoat September 5, 2023

Crack a darkie

To lose your temper, get angry or get violent over a not so trivial matter.

Bob: That guy just took my park. Im gonna go have words with him and beat him down.
Tom: Easy bob no need to crack a darkie.

by adoooooom February 23, 2009

deep darkies

When a person is acting odd, just like a psychopath would, but you just know that they are not mentally ill. A phrase commonly used in the 2015 movie, ‘The Visit’.

Look at Mike over there, his wife had just divorced him and he’s having the deep darkies.

by deepdeepdarkies July 7, 2019