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Dammit Obama

What is cursed whenever one is disconnected from the internet.

Coined from the recently passed bill that gives Obama the power and authorization to quite literally turn off the internet.
I was trying to buy concert tickets the minute they were released, but then my internet went down! By the time I got reconnected, they were sold out! Dammit Obama!
by FiveTail July 6, 2010
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God God Dammit Dammit

From Mitch Hedberg's comedy bit about the vending machine with an HH button. He presses H twice instead of the HH button and gets the wrong snack.

Generally, an exclamation of extreme frustration.

Specifically, an exclamation of extreme frustration when you made the wrong choice based on insufficient or faulty information, usually said of something trivial like getting the wrong snack out of a vending machine.
"I was gonna get a candy bar; the button I was supposed to push was HH, so I went to the side, I found the H button, I pushed it twice. Fuckin'...potato chips came out man, 'cause they had a HH button, for Christ's sakes! You need to let me know. I'm not familiar with the concept of HH. I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God god dammit dammit." - Mitch Hedberg

Ah, man! I ordered the deluxe platter and it turns out it's a fuckin' veggie burger and a soy-based milkshake. God God Dammit Dammit!

She told me over the internet that she was a virgin, and I was all excited, but it turns out she's also really ugly. God God Dammit Dammit!
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Dangit Yoshi Combo

A combo performed in super smash brothers Brawl in which Yoshi does the following to his opponent.

Bair-ftilt-utilt-uair-uair-egg throw-egg throw-egg throw

Other variations also exist.
Oh snap Jeremy just did a dangit yoshi combo on dangit yoshi!
by dangityoshi April 7, 2009
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dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.
-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!
by tadertodd December 14, 2010
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Scott Dammit!

The exclamation one says once they realize Scott got them on a philosophical tangent during a conversation.
Person 1: "What were we talking about again?
Person 2: "Before the meaning of life? I don't remember."
Person 1: "Scott Dammit!"
by hitheremynameis February 1, 2013
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dammit in the ass!

An exclaimation and/or exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current situation.
Dammit in the ass! I locked my fucking keys in the mutherfucking car!
by Daniliciousuptheass January 17, 2008
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Damita

Some babe who has rare beef on Smackists

But loves Budonians

Usually has boys chasing after her
Always divine
Damn she's a real Damita
by Bullet guy September 18, 2017
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