ducking

When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.

Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:

by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014

Donald Ducking

To walk around wearing only a shirt, in the style made famous by the Disney character of the same name.

My hot neighbor spends a lot of time Donald Ducking in the windows of her apartment while talking on the phone.

by Irate October 10, 2007

ducking

the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.

taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you

by cassandraaaaaaaaaaaaagon April 21, 2019

ducking fisgusted

It means, "fucking disgusted" but bypasses the onboard censor found in many online BBSs, fora, and games.

I'm ducking fisgusted.
It is 100 in the shade, not counting the humidity factor - the kind of weather that brings out all the worst in people...and, doncha know, cancha tell, this evening was *my* turn to be abused by a 'Honky Blocker'.

by Telephony July 11, 2014

ducking chubi

a less vulgar way of calling someone a fucking bitch. appears when texting using the T9 word function.

"wow, that dude over there is a ducking chubi."

by Mark889 May 19, 2008

ducking medium

the state of being desperately constipated.

Goofball 1: Man last night was not fun at all.
Goofball 2: How come man?
Goofball 1: I was ducking medium man, took me like three hours to get off the toilet man.
Goofball 2: Damn man.

by pseudonym.exe September 30, 2019

Ducking smoke

Hiding from a challenge or consequences

“I’m not going in there because Tre is in there.” Oh you ducking smoke?

by GerryFan December 19, 2020