Uggo Dook

A person that is extremely ugly and reminds you of dookie.

A:Ugh, why does nobody like me?
B: It’s because you’re and Uggo Dook

by PurpleGoateyyy April 10, 2021

Dook Muffin

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.

" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "

by Vendon March 26, 2009

Dooked

The name of my own comic that's in production....it sorta means shitted...

hello this comic is called dooked

by Lenkiewicz October 18, 2004

Dook Tweet

Tweeting during defecation.

I just proposed to my girlfriend in a dook tweet.

by chunkybeef April 21, 2011

dook effect

the effect in which someone will see a word as spelled correctly despite it being misspelled

The sign said "Please use side dook", but the person saw it as "Please use side door" because of the dook effect.

by Moximas December 26, 2016

Silk Dook

Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.

My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.

by Eaton Holgoode December 27, 2018

Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.

"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."

by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010