Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 8, 2013

Dishwasher-fetish

A fetish for people that do dishes, mostly women.

I have a dishwasher-fetish

by Faggot, aka cdawg September 11, 2020

Dishwasher dick

A person that places dishes, pots, pans, glasses etc., in the dishwasher in a manner that limits the placement of other things in the dishwasher.

1 st person: "Who put these dishes in the dishwasher? It's all screwed up."

2nd person: " I did."

1st person: " Dude, your such a dishwasher dick."

by guzi April 10, 2011

Dishwasher head

Dishwasher head is when you were thinking of something then all of a sudden forgetting your train of thought. This often occurs when under the influence of marijuana or in popular terms, high.

"Oh no I can't remember. Dishwasher head" 🤔

by Dishwasher Head January 7, 2017

dishwasher rich

When your just above middle class and you think your rich

Woo they must be dishwasher rich acting like that

by hotty girl June 13, 2017

dishwasher party

A party with a bunch of women typically thots and one guy

When Aj went to a dishwasher party and the dishwashers were all over him

by Kbuerkie May 29, 2018

Dishwasher December

For girls that make fun of boys loosing no nut November

Haha looser! You lost NNN🤪

You tell them GOOD LUCK IN DISHWASHER DECEMBER BITCH

by Deniius November 6, 2019