Skip to main content

dicktatter

A person who makes a living by putting tattoos on peoples dicks.
The dicktatter worked hard on his customers dick when putting the tattoo on it so as not to cause much pain
by Puchin August 27, 2011
mugGet the dicktatter mug.

Dickbate

1. When you and your friends watch a movie and see a man's penis. A debate will commence about the actor's penis and will quickly escalate into a rather homosexual conversation.
Bob: Man, that Marky Mark guy sure has a long dick.
Sean: What, Mark Walhberg
Tom: Yeah, we saw his dick in Boogie Nights
Sean: It wasn't his real dick.
Bob: Yes it was.
Sean: No way, his dick came down to his knees. It was clearly a rubber.
Tom: It wasn't rubber, it had hair on it.
Sean: Are we really having a dickbate
by The man who stares at pandas August 25, 2013
mugGet the Dickbate mug.

dicktatoe

A dick that is as fat as a potato.
My dick turned into a dicktatoe.
by ThePuppetMaster108 December 1, 2015
mugGet the dicktatoe mug.

Dickbater

"Wow that guys a major Dickbater see hes even doin it now."
by EddekCreature September 4, 2016
mugGet the Dickbater mug.

Dickbater

Its like a dictator but he just Masturbates too much.
"That dictator is such a Dickbater judging my how the papers."
by EddekCreature September 3, 2016
mugGet the Dickbater mug.

Dickmate

“So are you two in a relationship?”
“No he’s just my dickmate”
by Caz de Waz March 20, 2022
mugGet the Dickmate mug.

Dicktater

1.) An individual with Political delusions of godhood and an aptitude for stultifying the public mentality.

2.) A President(usually but not necessarily male) with a penis resembling an over grown Idaho russet spud, who finds great glee in applying the fore mentioned member(with waxy petroleum lubrication) . To: Rednecks of any ethnic or racial persuasion who happen to mistake their wives for a hat. All persons who fill the description of "Yes Men" "Rah Rah" boys/girls or Latas (former word donated by W.S. Burroughs). Also, pore,pour,poor people, Who have not the intestinal fortitude to "get the f' out and vote", for an honest "Human Peoples" president.

3.) An over grown Idaho Russet Spud, used occasionally in lesbian or homosexual sex rituals. Usually, these are washed, sliced, JoJo fried and fed to Politicians as retribution. See: Dicktator1&2
1.) Momma, dat man has a Dicktaters tastes fo sho', you see what he done to them Arabian fellas and they oil feilds?

2.) "and then the bastard split me open like a woods beaver in loggin' season him with a Dicktater the size of an elephant tool."

3.) Individuals like the Bushes, Huseins, Bin Laudins, Pol Pots, Markos, Muselinis, Francos, Hitlers, and Gengis Khans, are all Dicktaters.
by Thomas B. Perry November 4, 2004
mugGet the Dicktater mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email