Doony Dicker

Someone that dicks him/herself over when attempting to get with someone because they're a canoe.

Haiden got rejected yet again... What a doony dicker!

by godly dildo April 23, 2017

Double Dicker

Somebody who is not able to get with any girls, so he turns to sneaking into two-ways, and making them three-ways.

I was fucking a girl and then all of a sudden a double dicker came out of nowhere and made my two way a three-way.

by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017

Dicker Picker

when one of your friends is sitting or laying down and you quickly pick your friends dick like a claw game, the claw being your hand and the stuffed animal being your friends penis.

while doing this you must exclaim "DICKER PICKER!" while picking the dick

Friend 1-*laying on couch*

Friend 2-*unexpectedly comes over* "DICKER PICKER!"

Friend 1-"YOU BASTARD!"

by shablazum October 13, 2011

Snicker Dicker

A snicker dicker is a person who is a dick with an attitude and he can’t ball

“Bro you said you be ballin like curry but u a snicker dicker”

by esketitlokkingass November 22, 2019

little dicker

a truck that is usually 2 wheel drive that is lifted so high it becomes a pain in the ass to get in it. and having the lift consist of big shiny chrome shocks and giant lift blocks for the rear leaf springs, large wheels and oversized mud tires. this type of vehicle is typically found driving on pavement and if ever driven off the road, is limited to well maintained dirt streets. The vehicle is often used as a form of compensation for the drivers lack of size of that "certain part of the male body."

"damn thats a big ass truck, i bet its never seen dirt."

"yeah what a little dicker.."

by larry niggafield January 18, 2010

Jiff-Dicker

A term for someone who stuck their dick in a jar of Jif brand peanut butter.

"What did you do on saturday?"
"I dicked my Jif!"
"You are a Jiff-Dicker!!!!"

by bluesbro182 June 20, 2009

knob dicker

texan slang.to mess with buttons or dials.

Damnit andrew, you're being a knob dicker. quit playing with my sterio.

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003