dickpuncher

a individual who frequently attacks or assaults the penile region. can be self inflicted.

i was asaulted last night by a dickpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my cock so hard i threw up!!

by fat nutz October 14, 2007

dickmuncher

one who munches on penises and likes it

"That hoe is a little dickmuncher"

by elizabeth December 16, 2003

Dickmunch mode

A state where someone starts saying unrelated scientific words or programming language really quickly to sound really smart or to annoy you. Words such as: Pi, divide, variant, calculations, technically etc.

Guy 1: Why did you say that?
Guy 2: Say what?
Guy 1: What you said a couple of minutes ago!
Guy 2: Well technically that doesn't exist according to my calculations to the inner global.multiply just divide it by 152 and take in the rule of formula x2 and the...
Guy 1: Oh God he's in Dickmunch mode!

by CawlofDooteyBwackCopstoo October 29, 2012

dickpinch

1. A pinch on the tip of the dick.
2. A person that cannot be defined as anything better.

1. "She just fucking dickpinched me!!"
2. "That guy's a total dickpinch."

by Kursten January 3, 2008

Dickpunchingly

An adjective used to describe something at an extreme.

ex1. Wow this gum is dickpunchingly good!
ex2. Jeez, that exam was dickpuncingly hard!

by blizzy-B October 26, 2010

Dickpunch

A creature with whom even a brief conversations begets the punching of one's own genitalia. It would be a welcome relief from the awfulness. i.e. you would much rather punch yourself in the dick so hard that you puke before letting the conversation continue. Women wish they could grow a dick so that they might then be able to punch it.

I was talking to Kory earlier and it made me seriously consider punching my own balls. Fucking Dickpunch.

by carolsarah December 18, 2011

dickmuncher

a muncher of dick
one who munches a dick

“tyler paul walker”
“dude, stop trying to munch my dick, you dickmuncher”

by isaiah case November 30, 2007