dib

someone who lacks intelligence

Carol Porter would say "huh, excuse me but your such a dib"

by Jonny C March 06, 2004

DIB

A person, often a woman, of aboriginal descent, who is drunk and a bitch. Alternatively, one could say "Bastard" instead of "Bitch".

"Watch out, there's a DIB in that car!"

by cokemidget December 10, 2007

Dibs

Something stupid and gay people say when they wish to obtain possession of someone or something.

*one more pizza roll left* “I GOT DIBS”
“shut the fuck up stupid fag, thats not how it works Alex”

by mysteriousmindy January 09, 2019

dibs

1. to claim something, or have the rights to something
2.another meaning for "dibs" is dick in bum syndrome.. an extremely rare disease that only certain flamers have; people who have lots of anal sex have this (Jon Gache)

1.Jon called dibs on being the first penetrated analy.
2.Jon has dibs because of taking it hard in the ass.

by hello December 12, 2003

Dib

An awesome person-thing.

WHOA! You just gave me 62378169876513978423678697823694817 dollars! Thanks, you big Dib! :)

by Mistral January 05, 2004

dib

Any computer that talks. Dib is short for DIgital Bitch.

The self-serve checkout aisle is full of dibs. Your phone company uses a dib to answer the phone

by mark718 April 29, 2012

dibs

expression used when an extremely unattractive person is near

be carful not to use in reference to someones mom
shit could get awkward

a heffer is approaching.
V- "DIBS!"
M- nice.

by Where am i February 14, 2008