Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a turd in the toilet, for others to view and be amazed by

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log.

'Wow!' Duncan said 'what's gone into that?!'

by Barneyfowell June 22, 2016

Floor & Decor

When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the woman’s face, providing her with decoration.

Guy 1: what’d you do on Saturday?

Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca

Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?

Guy 2: nah man…..

by BartmanSteve69 June 10, 2023

decorate the mahogany

It's your turn to buy a round of drinks.

Hey buddy is it not time for you to decorate the mahogany?

by Carmele August 31, 2010

Cake Decorating

The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).

A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.

See snausage for proper example.

by Skeezer September 14, 2003

interior decorator

refers to "none of your f'ing business" in response to a job inquiry. Primarily because interior decorating is a job that anyone can perform and by this response you are avoiding to answer the actual question.

What is your job?
I am an interior decorator

by Billw5 March 12, 2008

Interior Decorator

When you're having sex doggy style facing a wall, and you pick the person up and smash them through said wall.

The sex was good but aggressive; I tried to rough things up a bit and accidentally gave her the interior decorator.

by TheManSlut November 13, 2010

Dick Decor

Genital warts, also known as "Dick Decoration"

After spending the night with Eric, Clark had lots of Dick Decor.

by Stereoknowledge June 14, 2009