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The Dark Knight 

A halfway decent movie that came out in 2008. It could have easily been a great movie, if it wasn't dragged out to 3 hours. So many scenes could have easily been eliminated and/or cut short.
Halfway through "The Dark Knight", I decided to take a nap to make it go faster. I woke up right before the credits, and had no regrets.
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The dark knight 

The dark knight is the real hero aka batman aka seano is the actually real batman he has awesome gaming skills too
1. Get ready the dark knight will give you a lazy eye

2. Sean doesn't need toilet paper cause he doesn't take shit
The dark knight by Marilynsuxs October 24, 2011

The Dark Knight 

Full length Batman themed crime drama about crooked asian financiers, lowlife thugs, political maneuvering in unstable times and Batman, who's basically a black clad modern warrior/vigilante who's being attacked by a comically insane clown, the film has references to terrorism, and the Batman mythology in general. Alfred, Commissioner Gordon and the Scarecrow all appear, but seemingly as 'their real life selves' rather than in hideous make-up CGI comic book fantasy fare.

The films a well written, though difficult-to-follow crime thriller by Christopher Nolan, which got mostly hugely positive reviews, and seemed to stand convincingly on its own as a movie project, rather than as a sequel or part of some horrid 'franchise'.
'The Dark Knight' is one of the best films of the year.

DARK META KNIGHT 

THE EDGYEST KNIGHT FROM KIRBY
Sum1: Yo have you seen dark meta knight?
Sum1 else: you me mean edgy boi?
DARK META KNIGHT by Just a kirb fan September 19, 2023

Dark Knighting 

The act of taking a picture of the shadow of your dick and sending it to a colleague or female
me: wanna see me Dark Knighting ?
her: umm sure.

her: Omg what is that.

Dark Knighter 

When one decides to see a movie several times, sometimes in succession, much like how many people saw The Dark Knight at least three times.
I hope you brought money for lots of popcorn. Billy and the gang are pulling a Dark Knighter.

A: Dammit, we missed the opening sequence to Watchmen!
B: It's all good, we're probably gonna pull a Dark Knighter so you should see the scene at least twice more.

Dark Knighted 

Being that The Dark Knight movies were a trilogy. In the restaurant industry, if a server gets sat with three consecutive tables with people that are of African American decent, then you have just been Dark Knighted!
Logan: Hey Conner you have just been sat a third table.

Conner: They don't happen to be black, do they?

Logan: Yeah bro why?

Conner: Shit man that means I have just been Dark Knighted!!!

Logan: Damn!