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Van Damme facial.

Much like the traditional act of a man giving a woman a faceful of cum, but characterised by a vigorous display of effort and release. In doing so, the man has an expression and makes a sound much like Jean Claude Van Damme in those slow motion close ups of his face when he performs his big finale kick on the 'bad guy'.

Especially appropriate when copulating with a lady of loose morals and an a voracious appetite for all manner of sexual endeavour (AKA "a good girl").
Look at the arse on that one over there... I'd love to give her a Van Damme Facial.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
by Antony December 20, 2003
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dammit carl!

A phrase used by football fans of all teams when poor decisions are made regarding player personnel. In reference to the King of bad mistakes, Mr. Carl Peterson, president of the Kansas City Chiefs.
"Our first round draft pick rushed for 38 yards his rookie season."


"Yeah I know, damnit, Carl!!!"
by Chiefman420 April 10, 2006
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dametrious

Dametrious ummm is a very weird person , and also have an angry problem. But at sometime he can change and be an very quiet and calm person😍😍😍😃😂
Dametrious you better clean those dishes. Right now.our u not going no where!!!!!!
by Colerata Simone's June 19, 2017
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Dammit

1. Something Jack Bauer says alot.

2. A drinking game in which you watch 24 and drink every time Jack Bauer says "Dammit"
1. Jack: "Chloe I need you to track the suspects car via satellite."
Chloe: "Satellite's not up yet Jack"
Jack: "DAMMIT!!"

2. "Hey Bill 24's on tonight you want to bring a couple of shot glasses and some Jack Daniels?"
"Sure"
by Seth914 July 26, 2007
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Beaver Damming

Cock-blocking a lesbian woman. The damming can be carried out by either male or female culprits.
I'm pretty sure that chick is beaver damming you right now.
by Three-Ball October 1, 2010
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Dammit Anne

It can be used to express blame towards a person, place, or thing.

Easy to shout when something doesn't go your way, or when a group of your friends get screwed over cuz it was your fault.

It gives you a sense of security to blame Anne & not yourself

The original Dammit Anne resides in Seattle, WA the name was given to her by her father. she can found on myspace, but then again who can't.
"I lost the keys to my car... Dammit Anne!"
or
"Dammit Anne! I'm out of beer!"
or
"I missed my flight to Chicago cuz I stayed up all night drinking booze & blowing all my cheddar on strippers....... DAMMIT ANNE!"
and
"Dammit Anne, Bellevue, WA sucks alot!"
by Sweens January 6, 2008
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VAN DAMME

The act of kicking open a door very loudly. You usually yell the words VAN DAMME as you are doing it as well. Refers to the action movie star Jean Claude Van Damme, and how his kicks can bust down doors.

This is helpful when you want to be an obnoxious asshole, or you're carrying something and can't use your hands.
Ahhh shit I can't open that door with all this shit in my hands. Oh well, VAN DAMME!(Busts open door with kick)
by BigYetiDick January 28, 2008
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