cyber emo

a person who is oxymoron to himself and is socially neutral.All he wants to be famous but spends all his life plotting and contradicting himself. Tries to show fake superiority over new people he meets which is probably because of being shunned by everyone in his childhood. is a jack of all trades but master of none. Good in handling gadgets and "self appreciates" himself for his cyber skills. Tries to make everyone happy and ends up hurting himself. Has few friends and keeps replacing them. Shows love for gore but inside his heart there's a great disgust and fear for bloodshed. Thinks himself as a mastermind but mostly ends up choosing plan b. Helps people with his tech skills which motivates him. "Wanna be Dictator".

I can't tell whats wrong with Max.I love him but he is an idiot? He is an emo but not the regular one!He keeps talking about cutting his wrist but he once panicked like a kid seeing my nose bleed XD. Ya he once fixed my phone. I have seen him doing lots of stuff in his garage! In highschool he once planned to help me slip through my room when i was grounded but as usual ended up being grounded himself and four dose of rabies vaccine XD! He is truly a Cyber Emo XD

by the_desperate_moron June 8, 2019

Cider whale

A term commonly used atleast in Finland for overweight women who look like they drink a lot of cider.

Hey Janari, look at that cider whale who got stuck in her chair!

by poreet September 22, 2019

cyber syphilis

Disease obtained from too much on-line porn

A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com

B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.

by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008

Cyber Delusion

The whole thing is a philosophical experiment within a sociological experiment within a virtual experiment within your own little delusion of "the collective" while you are alone in your room typing to an electronic box on your desk...

...of your delusional interaction with other chat members, who are merely different aspects of your mind...personified into compartmentalized "others"...

... yet they are simply preprogrammed chat icons responding to your delusional grasp of having a conversation...

These people in this chatroom sure have their cyber delusion on.

by ChaoticLunatic May 1, 2009

cyber-vanity

noun or verb

The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)

See also: cyber-affirmation

Dan is totally into cyber-vanity. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.

by gtbarry May 5, 2009

Cyber Dump

When you sit on the toilet, pooping while watching porn on your computer, Talking with people like nothing has changed.

*on aim*

"dude, wanna come over?"

"oh i can't i'm taking a cyber dump"

"oh..."

"I can still talk though. So how about them Broncos?"

by Jbn/Gstache Duo May 2, 2007

Dixon Cider

A song by Smosh. basically, there comedic version of whistle by flo rida. its a song about blow jobs.

it dont matter who you are, white black asian or hispanic, theres no need to panic, you know this s***'s organic. if you dont get enough, it can make you go nuts, grab your dixon cider, wash it down with donuts.

by darkmaster300 June 18, 2013