customer crush

your favorite daily customer who comes into the store AT LEAST once a day who you look forward to seeing so much you show up to your shift!
(mostly applies to the partners at Starbucks!) :)

alex: guess who came in last night when you werent closing?

mish: grande mocha??!!!

alex: duh! the customer crush of your life!

by mish5253 October 8, 2008

customer service

A service that a company provides to individuals. 90% of what customer service representatives deal with are people known as idiots. These idiots are losers, whiners and no do-gooders that have nothing else to do with their time.

You realize this after working in a phone center for a short amount of time.

by Nicholas Bundy February 16, 2005

customer servant

n. This is a person who provides a type of customer service to another person in some sort of technical or data-interpretation role. Most commonly these people are found in various types of call centers and have fancy titles other than 'customer servant'.

At our location we have various forms of customer servants:

Relationship Manager, Proactive Service Manager, Proactive Sales, Help Desk and others.

by Chariot Sideswipe June 29, 2007

custom character

A (young) person, typically a middle- or a highschooler who has dyed hair, piercings, accessories etc. (edgy looking) Looks like when people make custom characters in video games that are out of place.

The expression started being used in 2021 in 2nd Gymnasium, Osijek, Croatia

-Hey, did you see the new 9th grades?
-Bunch of fuckin' custom characters

by niftyidiot February 2, 2022

Detroit Customs

Specialized work done to a car such as rust, falling off bumper, no paint left, at least 15 years old, stinks like crap, bald tires, backfiring engine, broken tail/head lights, missing hub caps, and broken/cracked windows covered up by plastic bags. These cars are usually found in Detroit.

That car is falling apart. Must of been takin' to Detroit Customs and got Detroiterized.

by Minimusmax May 14, 2009

Customer Tool

A dumbfuck customer who asks stupid questions and wants to prank the waiter at a restaurant. They then wonder why the waiter looks at them as if they were fucked in the head.... The moral of the story... THE WAITER'S JOB IS TO BE RESPECTED!

Customer Tool 1: "Can you please see if you have diabeteic dessert?" (giggling to other douche bag tools at their table)

Customer Tool 2: Do you have a camera you can lend us?

Customer 3: Do you have a kid's playroom? (At a fine dining restaurant where the restaurant is not there for a child's entertainment- a park is across the road)

Waiter: I have to respect your jobs, so respect mine- BIATCH! Do I look like fuckin' Kodak?

by Snezzle July 8, 2010

Super Custom

When someone attempts to make something and it turns out terrible but they go with it anyway.

"Damn what did you do this looks like shit"
"Its good, its Super Custom"

by killer06vette June 25, 2018