Costa del Chav

Holiday destination popular among chavs. Typically refers to anywhere cheap, crowded and with the only real attractions being bars and beaches.

Are you going for your usual week in the Costa del Chav this year?

by chavros July 31, 2006

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Costa Bitch

(also works with Starbucks bitch etc, whatevers local)

The chick in your office you ask/coerce/bully into doing a run to the local coffee shop in her break

I want costa, where's my costa bitch? Lydia stop closing emails you haven't actioned and go get some creamy coolers.

by Captain RapesCo October 29, 2014

Crustaceous Cheapskate

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021

Purple Headed Custard Chucker

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.

Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face

by Dr Dock November 30, 2003

Costanza Wallet

A wallet that is stretched to the point of nearly exploding due to large amounts of trash, coupons, etc. stuffed in it. Usually not due to large amounts of cash.

"I stuffed the coupon for 50 cents off Hot Pockets into my Costanza Wallet"

by KDiamond October 30, 2007

custard chugger

Traditionally slang reference to homosexual men but has evolved and used to describe women as well.

He is a custard chugger. She is a custard chugger.

by Newfie blogger June 21, 2020