Cuzband

1
a
: A son of one's uncle or aunt who you marry, fuck, and literally reproduce with
b
: a man descended from one's grandparent or more remote ancestor by two or more steps and in a different line, who you still marry fuck and reproduce with. 👀
NOT RECOMMENDED

How does she expect anyone to take her seriously while she's fucking her cuzband?

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023

Clusband

Common law husband

My clusband and I are going out for dinner.

by Nswriter June 10, 2023

Cousband

A male cousin who you love like a husband but not in a sexy way because that would be weird.

Hey man, I love you, more than cousins probably should but not in a sexy way so it's not weird. You're my cousband!

by Bum Club August 7, 2023