Draw The Curtains

When something outrageous is said that needs to be ridiculed.

Frank: "What! You expect me to go out to the laundry for you?"

Susan: "Yes Frank please"

Frank: "What's innit for me?"

Susan: "Just the thought of doing a good deed!"

Frank: "What! Ahhh... Draw the Curtains!!"

by DatDripBeDrippin January 6, 2012

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Rusty curtains

Coined by the dyke punk band Rusty Curtains. Used to describe the following types of Vaginas:

1. Blood covered/coated. Usually because of menstruation.

2. A vagina that has not seen play in a while.

3. An old scary vagina, that you fear may give you tetanus.

Example for all 3 definitions:

She had rusty curtains. I fucked her anyway.

by Majestic Majesty January 19, 2014

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meat curtains

The long, overly stretched out lips of a pussy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. Also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.

Debbie's meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.

by Snu November 7, 2003

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Ghetto Curtains

Bed sheets, towels, or anything other than REAL curtains used by niggas living in the project s to cover their windows.

Shermika had some ghetto curtains with snoopy on them hanging in the window.

by xzybit January 20, 2005

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do the curtains match the carpet

A question you would ask someone to find out if their pubic hair matches the hair on their head.... without it being to obvious that you want to know.

"Not to be weird, but do the curtains match the carpet?"

by Urbandefiner.com February 13, 2017

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