turd curler

An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.

“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”

by Revco3 February 21, 2019

Clurple

A clear and purple pleasure device. Usually long.

Zach: What the hell is this?
Madeleine: oh, thats just my clurple.
Zach: Quit leaving this shit around hiding in socks.

by clurple November 2, 2010

curleys wife

A TART OR A SLUT

man curleys wife IS A GOD DAMN FAGGOT

by 84udahbsdka November 9, 2017

curcle

A circle for people who can't spell

"Is that a curcle?"
"No dude, it's a circle!"

by b1lly April 14, 2015

curled

When someone tries to tell you off and you come up with a good comeback. burned Told

Person A: You are sooo ugly
Person B: Well I'm not as ugly as your momma
Audience: Oooo Curled!

by Dorothy (Kanapaha) December 14, 2008

curley

The act of pleasuring yourself to the thought of sticking your entire head inside of a rhino's vagina while also playing the piano.

Dude i totally had a (Curley) session with your mom

by wereu@ July 5, 2011

Steaming Curler

1. The act of sticking a heated curling iron into female's vaginal area (pussy), thus creating great amounts of steam due to the heated metal reacting with the moisture inside the vagina. The curling iron is then pushed and pulled in and out of the vagina until the girl climaxes. WARNING: Usually ruins a girl's pussy due to 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree burns inside of the girl's baby maker.
2. A very sweaty athlete who takes part in the sport of curling, who, due the intense cold from the ice, steams.

Dude, I gave Eddie's sister a steaming curler last night! There was so much steam, I couldn't see 5 inches in front of me!
Eddie's sister is such a freak dude!
Yeah, I know she LOVED it, but she is going to have to take a LONG break after going through that!

by KWKS January 4, 2012