Don't have all the cups in the cupboard

1-not to have all the facts
2-being a bit crazy
3-a phrase used to buy some time using the nonsense effect on the receiver's end
4-to be ready

-Police!!! What are you doing ?
-Easy easy ... you don't have all the cups in the cupboard!

-she doesn't have all the cups in the cupboard..she's nuts.
-You people...ye have not all the cups in the cupboard !

-I saw you kissing that woman
-Honey you don't have all the cups in the cupboard!

-OK..do we have all the cups in the cupboard?

by Crawler75 June 05, 2009

eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard

The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing into a cup of Wendy's chili, eating it, then snorting the left over "sauce".

My nigga do you eat taco bell sauce in the cupboard?

by Edgecs September 06, 2017

old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

Cupboard Monger

A person who likes to lurk inside of cupboards spying on unsuspecting victims.

hey sim ya dirty cupboard monger. did i hear you spying on me last night while rooting my missus

by Folesy April 27, 2018

cupboard hag

A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents

the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet

by Cupboardhag September 30, 2015

Shit cupboard

Cupboard where you store all the stuff you don’t need but can’t bare to throw away, just in case.

Gaz said “ I had to replace my toilet on Sunday but to get to the stop cock I then had to empty my shit cupboard....

by Dan1ssol June 19, 2024

Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.

You're such a cupboard handle 🙄

by Jesta95 May 25, 2023