cuntflapper

One who verbally attacks others on a message board or forum.

Did you see what that cuntflapper said about me? What a little bitch, wait 'till I get her ass.

by Sploogemeister January 20, 2006

Cuntcake

derogatory variable of "sweet bitch"

That desperate housewife bitch is such a freekin' Cuntcake, I could slap her.

by Joey60 October 16, 2009

cuntface

What female members of staff get called when the boss is drunk.

Oi cuntface, come and move some cars!
Often followed by: What's wrong cuntface?

by slip May 13, 2005

cuntface

Fingering a girl getting her juices on your fingers/hand.. then slapping her round the face.. then exclaiming "cuntface".

*fingers girl, slaps her round face*
"ha, cuntface!!!"

by henshawwwwwwwww November 28, 2011

Cuntface

A person whose face is bearded, shriveled and generally resembles a vagina.

"Willie Nelson has a cuntface."

by creedmoor June 11, 2006

Cuntface

A rare species of fish native mostly to the deep lakes of South America resembling the female genitalia.

The cuntface swallowed the diver.

by Tony July 17, 2006

Cuntslayer

Proper Noun. Patron saint of single dads who unfailingly bite their tounge in the face of cuntitiude from kids mom.

Ex- wife dissed my new puppy in front of my kids, and I didn't bat an eye..."Oh mighty Cuntslayer, doest thou what I can't , and smite the bitchhag with the sword of justice!"

by zortron February 21, 2010