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cuntasaurus

A woman behaving in a cunt-like manner that has a giant jagged stick up her ass; thus, the stick amplifies her "cunty" behavior due to the soreness it causes (i.e. cunty-sore-ass)

Surprisingly these particular cunts are not as rare as you may think and there is a strong correlation with the amount of typical cunts in one's town, city, community etc.
"WTF that same bitch from yesterday purposely didn't move and proceeded to block the doorway so I couldn't get on the train" "Damn Joe looks like that cuntasaurus struck again!"
by boredinbos2012 October 31, 2012
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cuntsmasher

1. A well endowed man that enioys rigorous sex and smashes up the cunt of most women he sleeps with.
2. A guy who has a preference for sleeping with virgins and smashing their cunts in.
That cuntsmasher made her bleed real bad.
by Ciaran Murray June 20, 2007
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cuntsmith

Don't buy cunts at the gluttonous super markets, buy cunts from the local cuntsmith and support local produce!
by Robert Palmer August 1, 2007
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Dumb Cuntism

something attributed to or characteristic of thoughts, ideas, or plots performed by moronic females in an attempt to gain something.
Person 1: "Man, did you hear about the way Allison was fucking around with those three guys?
Person 2: Yeah, thats some Dumb Cuntism right there.
by SouthernAveBand March 23, 2005
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Cuntasaurus Rex

A very bitchy person, good to use for a laugh, or to make fun of someone, and not get in trouble, because technically, it doesn't exist. Also, a Dinosaur living in your mothers vagina. If it's not pink, he/she (GOD I HOPE ITS A SHE) will eat the human.
Austin Bowes. 'Nuff said.
"GOD! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A CUNTASAURUS REX?!"

"RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW RAW!" "STOP BEING A CUNTASAURUS REX AND SAY SOMETHING ELSE!"
by John Johnston/ Artemis Flame January 3, 2009
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cuntastic

to be more than fantastic almost to the point of wanting to spooge all over you or someone nearest to you.
damn that bitch is cuntastic.
by dickie September 19, 2003
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Cuntastic

Something that is either as wonderful or as disgusting as female genitalia. May have a pejorative or positive connotation depending on context and on the ennunciator's views on female genitals in general.
1. Damn Freddy, you smell cuntasitic, is that the new axe cologne?

2. Damn Freddy, your breath smells cuntastic. You need to brush those things. Ugh.
by i am in your pants November 4, 2009
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