That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
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Get the Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload mug.Cuntastrophe - Noun - A completely avoidable and utterly FUCKED situation caused by a certifiable Bitch or Cunt. Also known as a Clammity.
Mary was having her period and inadvertently caused a major cuntastrophe by needlessly biting the head off the waiter for serving her a Coke instead of a Diet Coke PRIOR to his serving all of our meals with large wads of spit and pubic hair in them.
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That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.
Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?
by YAWA June 22, 2019
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A fucking frigid fanny.
A fucking frigid fanny.
by Lianachan March 5, 2004
Get the Cuntartica mug.An informal method of workplace relations training. When a junior employee steps out of line or is generally making a fool of himself in the workplace, a more senior employee in a mentoring-type role may engage the young man in an intensive, one-on-one session of Contact Counselling to set him on the right path.
Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.
Usually these sessions take place at or after closing time, in secluded surrounds such as the parking lot or behind the locker room. A session is usually quite short, and there is rarely need for a second round of counselling once lessons have been learned from the first.
Frankie: "Yo Johnno, do you know what's up with Bobbie? He called in sick this morning."
Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."
Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."
Johnno: "He was getting a bit lippy yesterday so I gave him some Contact Counselling in the car park after work. I guess he's still home recovering."
Frankie: "Heh, that should teach the kid some sense."
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1. Her foul-mouthed cuntacity and poor treatment of (insert spouse’s name) shocked even the people barely able tolerate her under normal circumstances. 2. She displays the astounding cuntacity of a rabid premenstrual wolverine.
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