Douchebag Constant

1. A special, real number that normalizes the ratio of douchebags in a conversation to the amount of time it takes for one or more of them to be called out as such.

Time to call-out = Douchebag Constant * (time / douchebags); tc = DBC(t / d)

by Andrew Badera December 12, 2010

Roth's natural constant

Roth's natural constant by M. Roth (*2003) is defined as b=0 as an assumption for every too complicated mathematical equation with parameter determination.

Find the coordinates of P (a+1|1-2a|2a) which has the distance d=3 from the plane A: 4x-4y-2z=2.

Answer: a=b=0 because you have no idea what belongs in there so you use Roth's natural constant for a.

by fml_whatidohere January 10, 2022

Constantin

My North, my South, my East and West,
My working week and my Sunday rest,
My noon, my midnight, my talk my song.

I love Constantin.

by helena September 12, 2003

Constance

Constance is a stunning beautiful person , inside and out . She looks after her friends and will always be there for them . Shes very smart and clumsy and can be bored easily . Everyone loves her and the guys can't have her . She is pale and is asian , and you would be soo dead if you didn't have Constance as a friend . She is gorgeous in every single way and is a big ol' nerd . The name is fantastic and I want it . Who ever doesn't know Constance or can't have her or don't have her name . Your a loserrr , cause shes not perfect but shes wonderful . But needs to learn how to say no , she is too nice sometimes (: . Ooh and she will marry a CodyZimmer sooner or laterr .

Jasmine: I am sooo Lucky to have Constance as a wonderful friend , she is sooo caring unlike you Jessica

Jessica: Yeaah I know , too bad Im not soo close to her , i wishhh .

CodyZ. : Damn it ! I wish I picked Constance over her use-to-be friend ; Jannie or Kianne . She is sooo stunning .

Guy2: Yeaah you shoul've . Mind If I take her shes sooo SEXYYY(: .

by Yourwonderfulfriend(: July 18, 2009

Constantine

The coolest person alive, also a Greek.

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.

by Dean February 16, 2005

constance bay

A small town outside of Ottawa that's full of druggies, drug dealers, and juvenile delinquents.

Person 1: have you been to Constance bay?
Person 2: nah man I don't want to be arrested.

by Eowyn101 January 19, 2014

Cuntantrum

When a girl is being a cunt and throwing a fit at the same time.

Man my bitch threw the biggest CUNTANTRUM I've ever seen

by Thesickone77 November 29, 2018