Cumquat

When you take a gentleman’s pinch of jizz and insert it into your partners ear.

“Megan stuck her finger in my ear during sex, so I gave her a cumquat”

by Royston Maurice Keane November 9, 2021

cumquat

cumquat is term used by amateur riddim producers to describe a (wipe) track as "cum worthy"

"Hey, bro, this track is so cumquat, I nutted the bed"
"yeah dude it is cumquat"

by bassfreakofficial May 20, 2020

cumquatted

To be sexually violated by a small barnacle found living in the pineapple fruit, by being squirted in the face with a vile substance, which is believed to have originated from the barnacles' genitalia.

Vermont: "Damn! This darn pineapple barnacle just went and squirted all over my new shirt!"

Damon: "Awh shoot, you got cumquatted man!"

by Shaniquatermelon June 30, 2012