by Chimmiconga September 26, 2022
A. Dude, my mom just caught me taking a massive cump! I busted all over her when she opened the door!
B. Ah, shit! I just took a cump all over Quandale Dingle's friend Juandale Pringle!
C. Joe mama: *slurping noise*
Joe: *shits all over Candice* I'M CUMPING! AAAAUUUHHHHH
D. Ew gross, who took a cump in the urinal?
B. Ah, shit! I just took a cump all over Quandale Dingle's friend Juandale Pringle!
C. Joe mama: *slurping noise*
Joe: *shits all over Candice* I'M CUMPING! AAAAUUUHHHHH
D. Ew gross, who took a cump in the urinal?
by Mike Hawksmall July 23, 2022
by domainian limbo August 20, 2019
by Cumcake22 May 09, 2021
1. An insult to a person, preferrably a best friend who is male, when they are below you in any kind of status, but still proceed to talk as if they are above you
2. A shortened version of cum dumpster
2. A shortened version of cum dumpster
1. My friend is such a cump, since he doesn't want to admit that I'm better than him
2. Stacy seems like she is a good student, but she might be a cump for all we know.
2. Stacy seems like she is a good student, but she might be a cump for all we know.
by Cump69 July 26, 2019
by thecheshiresam November 05, 2021
A grumpy cunt.
"I can't believe our mate bailed the show and is backing out of paying"
"I know, he's being a real cump"
"I know, he's being a real cump"
by nikolai_stavrogin May 15, 2023