cumbasket

Basically a "cumbasket" is a vagina. But it could also be an asshole or a mouth, depending on where the cum is deposited. Anyways, it's mainly used as another way to call someone a "pussy".

Shut up, you cumbasket!

by InvaderPichu September 29, 2003

cumbarf

When a chick gives you head, causing a heavy ejaculation involving a massive load, too much to swallow, the girl has to barf -> Cumbarf

Carl: You got any action last night Layne?
Layne: Yeah dude, my bitch gave me an excellent blow job last night, but she got fucking cumbarf again!
Carl: Eeeyyww gross!!!

Layne smiles

by DrLame August 4, 2006

booty crumbs

Dried pieces of fecal matter and or toilet paper stuck to the hairs surroundingthe anus. AKA dingleberrys

booty crumbs are also known as dingleberrys

by David meister April 22, 2006

love crumbs

The side effect of lengthy love making were the natural lubricants of the partners begin to fail and "gum" up.

"Although she didn't mind the love crumbs, being chaffed to death was another matter.."

by gordy May 25, 2007

Cumberbum

Cumberbum consists of two or more males, all completely heterosexual, each with a giant pickling cucumber. The object is to insert said cucumber into the opponents rectum. The opponent with the cucumber in said rectum then loses the contest. The winner becomes the cumberking. The loser is the cumberbum. It is considered in some cultures the ultimate test of manhood because failure is not an option. Death usually comes before the cucumber is inserted. As an additional insult, the cumberbum is sometimes forced to eat the cucumber out of his rectum.

I AM THE CUMBERKING" "My rectum hurts, I am the cumberbum.

by The Cumberking May 2, 2011

cumbath

luxurious indulgence, usually by a female, in a plentiful supply of semen. Her body is usually naked - as "bath" would suggest - both for practical and sensual reasons. For reasons of the standard male performance (5-12 cc of fresh ejaculate), more than one man is likely to be called on to turn on the supply for her. The alternative - pre-packaged sperm from one or more sources - is rather too gruesome to contemplate. And a girl can get mighty cold and bored waiting around in her birthday suit for a fully satisfactory coverage of her bathing needs by any one man's repeated creative outputs.

Cumbaths are by nature often more easily come by in porno - with the help of fluid supplements and substitutes, and a few sleights of hand - than in the hard light of workable reality.

by kofi May 19, 2003

crumbshot

The small collection of crumbs at the bottom of a bag of crackers or chips that is eaten all at once in a flurry of flavor by turning the bag completely upside-down unleashing an avalanche of overseasoned deliciousness into ones mouth.

Alistair: are there any Dorito's left?
Clancy: no, sorry we just finished them
Hans: you can have the crumbshot if you want it...

by Freasy June 9, 2009