Spanish. Literally: "fucked". But in Argentina is applied to a mean motherfucker guy. Slightly ironic. It could also be applied to someone who is very talented, mostly a soccer player, when he tries something awesome in the field.
-Qué culiado que es este tipo! (What a motherfucker!)
-Te dije que no le prestaras el auto. (I warned you about not lending him your car)
-Te dije que no le prestaras el auto. (I warned you about not lending him your car)
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Get the curva mug.A really really HOT dude,Who says nothing but the truth. He is really REALLY nice and gets all the women and the men. Cullan is all round perfect
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Get the Cullan mug.The word Calvano is a word of extreme mystery and dates back to the begining of existence. It is beleived that men around fires would grunt to each other saying "Calvano! Calvano!" to communicate. Later it evolved into the first known language and pretty much created human interaction. It is regarded as the most famous word in all known languages. Calvano was later to be recognized by the first Dhali Lama as the "holy word". It has been seen throughout history like the epic battle of Thermopali, or The Gunpowder Treason. Everywhere the word Calvano has been, it has left a trail of glory. In the 19th century a family so filled with radicallness was given the last name Calvano, they are still alive today and reside throughout the United States as the greatest family to date. Finally in the 20th century the word Calvano was given a real definition, Legendary Chuck Norris gave this definition as "F***ing Amazing". It will appear in the 2010 edition of Websters Dictionary.
Dude, that guy is so effing Calvano, hes literally the most bamf person I have ever met!
I wish I wasn't fat and unwanted, I wish I could be more Calvano so I could get all the girls I wanted and be famous...
I wish I wasn't fat and unwanted, I wish I could be more Calvano so I could get all the girls I wanted and be famous...
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Get the Curvature mug.pulling a jon cuevas is when you tell your close friends that you hate them and will never be their friends again and curses at them with lots of horrible words.
example:
jon: I hAte yOu Guys so much FUCKING IDIOTS, DICK HEAD, ASSHOLE , GO CLIT YOUR WRIST TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
everyone:shook: JON STOP THATS MEAN WHAT DID WE DO?
jon; WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
megan: im bringing you to guidence!
everyone else: we will come too!
one day later: guys we can be friends it was a JOKEE i was KIDDINGGGG
after he sees us at guidence : starts cussing again
week later: can we all make up?
everyone: ...
everyone still: YEAH SURE
then repeat a week later.
example:
jon: I hAte yOu Guys so much FUCKING IDIOTS, DICK HEAD, ASSHOLE , GO CLIT YOUR WRIST TILL YOUR ARMS FALL OFF!
everyone:shook: JON STOP THATS MEAN WHAT DID WE DO?
jon; WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN IM GONNA KILL YOU ALL!
megan: im bringing you to guidence!
everyone else: we will come too!
one day later: guys we can be friends it was a JOKEE i was KIDDINGGGG
after he sees us at guidence : starts cussing again
week later: can we all make up?
everyone: ...
everyone still: YEAH SURE
then repeat a week later.
by crazymklmao April 14, 2019
Get the jon cuevas mug."I was impressed by Michael Brown's willingness to accept responsibility for how incompetent everyone else was. He candidly admitted he was too trusting, too able, too overskilled to deal with all the retards around him. Overall, Jon, a heartfelt and stirring you-a culpa."
--Rob Corddry, correspondent on The Daily Show
--Rob Corddry, correspondent on The Daily Show
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