cumpedo

When you are in a public pool and you stick you penis in the jet and cum, then your cum shoots across the pool.

Person in Pool: "Ah something just hit me in the leg"
Person 2 in Pool: "Sorry it was my cumpedo

by Sjkool May 21, 2017

cumpère

A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.

Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Ckump

When you cum in the sink

"hey bro whats going on?"
"bro what's wrong with you! I'm CKUMPING in here!"

by Howard_Creepers July 4, 2020

Cumplicated

Occurring when a relationship finally involves jizz but hasn’t yet been firmly established, by onlookers, or by participants, as “a thing”. Nothing’s official, except the orgasms.

Jenny and Matt did the dirty, but they hadn’t yet gone public. Things were cumplicated.

by Henryharlem October 29, 2020

Cumpatriot

One who masturbates during the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Aldo's grandmother caught him jacking off while watching Whitney Houston's rendition of the Star Spangled Banner during SuperBowl XXV. Aldo is a true cumpatriot.

by The BS Express January 23, 2022

Cumpleted

When you are fully depleted of semen.

Joe performed fellatio on Gino until he was cumpleted.

by urdadsbussy69 March 30, 2022

Cumplé

On someones birthday you may call them this name. This name is derived from the Spanish word for birthday "cumpleaños".

Mike: Watsup guys?
Jay: Hey there cumplé how ya doin?
Mike: Why is everyone calling me cumplé?
Jay: Y.A.K (You already know)

by Y.A.K December 11, 2010